This week’s opening to 30 Rock:
Jenna: “A breakfast date? Who was this guy?”
Liz Lemon: “Uh, I met him on k-date, which is the personals section of the Kraft foods website.”
The branch library I am interviewing for is a GIANT PYRAMID. How much more awesome could it get? I am going to be sad if I don’t make it to the next round of interviews.
“Dear Janet,
I think we should break up. I would tell you why, but I am having a tough time describing my feelings. So I drew a picture of me riding a giraffe, instead.
Sorry,
ZF”
